I am first and foremost a total loser who can barely keep himself from jumping in front of any camera lens in view. I consider myself an entertainer because providing entertainment is the only way I know how to function in social situations. I hate to be like anyone else. I'm not much of a team player. I never let people see me (metaphorically) sweat.
I think it's worth noting that I hate just about every thing Tim Burton has ever done, Apple Inc.,(hypothetically) everyone who's obsessed with anything, and everything about the 80s excluding Michael Jackson , The fact that my parents were married then, and I and 97% of the most awesome people I know were born in that decade.