My name is Marlon

I make excuses

I don't have internet in my house.

I was recently on a slave ship; it was cold and uncomfortable and I'm still sore.

I'll be getting paid soon.

sometime after getting paid I'll be *hopefully* going to a voodoo glow skulls/great tortill heist concert

I'd like some people to join me.

I want to work more

I need a power cord

I want a ukulele, bnjolele, snair, high-hat, djembe, gong, vibraslap, lyr, small, jazz-sized bass drum and drum brushes.

My A key is acting up.

I need moar money.

I'm out;

-word to your mother