The Black Cauldron,
Hansel and Gretel,
Batman,
Scissors,
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow,
Alice in Wonderland



...I'm not attracted to Helena Bonham Carter, but I feel like Tim Burton has screwed so many things I love, I should return the favor.


Too many blogs about this man.

-I'm done for a good long while.

Rules of Three

I'm not in love with you:
I don't really have much of a reason.
But I'm not.



...there is that Twilight thing.

Not that it matters

• baby elephants are adorable.

• I need to find a way to publish a small book and find some information about using pseudonyms.

• Jelley Fish are the number one, most frightening living creatures on the face of the earth. Only because ebola isn't technically considered alive.¹

• I don't believe anything is really "bad" for the environment: change is good.

• Polar bears are going extinct; I don't give two craps. (neither do Darwin and Jesus)²

• I'm going to try and blog at least once a week.

• I firmly believe Tim Burton and Stephanie Meyer are ruining society.

• A mixture of arrogance and laziness (with increasingly less intelligence to back it up) will be the downfall of humanity³

• There are few things in the world more fascinating/inspiring than watching someone who loves what they do

-that's some Marlonisms for your a**.

1.Parasites put up a good frikkin fight for the spot on the top of the "things that make me crap my pants" list.
2.I would have said something about penguins and seals but they do care. In fact, they're quite happy about it.
3.Genocide via robots.

To whom it may concern,

A.
I'm not in love with you:
You have terrible taste in movies, music, and books, your internet grammar is horrifying, we have little in common.
I love you entirely too much.


B.
I'm not in love with you:
We have some ideological disagreements, you're a little bit "wilder" than I can keep up with, you're not all that pretty.
I love you entirely too much.
Plus, through no fault of your own, I can't help but feel inferior in every imaginable way around you.




-I'm not in love with you.