Not that it matters

• baby elephants are adorable.

• I need to find a way to publish a small book and find some information about using pseudonyms.

• Jelley Fish are the number one, most frightening living creatures on the face of the earth. Only because ebola isn't technically considered alive.¹

• I don't believe anything is really "bad" for the environment: change is good.

• Polar bears are going extinct; I don't give two craps. (neither do Darwin and Jesus)²

• I'm going to try and blog at least once a week.

• I firmly believe Tim Burton and Stephanie Meyer are ruining society.

• A mixture of arrogance and laziness (with increasingly less intelligence to back it up) will be the downfall of humanity³

• There are few things in the world more fascinating/inspiring than watching someone who loves what they do

-that's some Marlonisms for your a**.

1.Parasites put up a good frikkin fight for the spot on the top of the "things that make me crap my pants" list.
2.I would have said something about penguins and seals but they do care. In fact, they're quite happy about it.
3.Genocide via robots.