To whom it may concern,

A.
I'm not in love with you:
You have terrible taste in movies, music, and books, your internet grammar is horrifying, we have little in common.
I love you entirely too much.


B.
I'm not in love with you:
We have some ideological disagreements, you're a little bit "wilder" than I can keep up with, you're not all that pretty.
I love you entirely too much.
Plus, through no fault of your own, I can't help but feel inferior in every imaginable way around you.




-I'm not in love with you.