I've noticed, in my household, cakes and pies will be brought home and go for days at a tome without being touched unless I do it first.
One thing I've learned in my nearly 22 years of living is my family tends to make a lot decisions of various magnitudes without ever actually telling me. I think maybe one of my parents has developed some sort of enemy that puts them endanger of being poisoned by deserts and the rest of my family unanimously voted me to be the tester.
I'm pretty sure, if one day I eat a slice of cake and become terminally ill the next morning, my tombstone will read only this:
"Here lies Marlon Barnes, he served his purpose well."
About Me
- AdmiralJosephCappuccino
- I am first and foremost a total loser who can barely keep himself from jumping in front of any camera lens in view. I consider myself an entertainer because providing entertainment is the only way I know how to function in social situations. I hate to be like anyone else. I'm not much of a team player. I never let people see me (metaphorically) sweat.
I think it's worth noting that I hate just about every thing Tim Burton has ever done, Apple Inc.,(hypothetically) everyone who's obsessed with anything, and everything about the 80s excluding Michael Jackson , The fact that my parents were married then, and I and 97% of the most awesome people I know were born in that decade.
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